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  • Controlled Affection

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    Controlled Affection

    After a long day of work, the only thing I want is affection from my wife. I’m not one of those needy guys that need their significant other to make them dinner, and I don’t need to hear about how hard I work to keep things running. She didn’t care, but it was part of her daily routine to make it look like she gave a fuck.

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  • But We’re Vegan!

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    But We’re Vegan!

    “Aiden – are you gonna come or not. We wanna start this movie,” Fifi hollers out to her roommate. He apologizes, telling them he wanted something to eat during the movie, and then takes a bite of his sandwich.

    The girls look at him in disgust, and Fifi rudely blurts out, “What did we say about that?” Aiden raises his eyebrows, but he is well aware that his roommates, Velma and Fifi, are vegan, and that they try to push their beliefs on anyone and everything.

    “It’s not even judging you – it’s just gross to eat meat, and you know that,” Velma blabs, but Aiden doesn’t give in this time.

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  • Bros Before Hoes

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    Bros Before Hoes

    Right, I should probably tell you who she is first – I’m already getting carried away. Sandra is this gorgeous, petite, Russian model that my best friend, Shaun, is dating. He’s really into her, and they’ve been dating for quite some time, but something isn’t right about her.

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