Robotic Movement

  • Malfunctioning…Strippers?!

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    POV is the best man to his best friend’s wedding. Intending to give the groom a bachelor party to remember, he orders two strippers to dance for the group of boys.

    However, because POV is so determined to make sure everything goes perfect, he has the two ladies show up a week before the big party. “Mal-mal-mal-mal-mal-mal-fun-ction,” Fifi stutters as her body moves uncontrollably.

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  • My Job Is To Reprogram Malfunctioning Robots

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    Their movements were out of control, glitching and shaking, and FifiBot’s speech seemed to have gotten worse. “Look at my perfect- perfect- per- per- per- per- perfect chest.” WhitneyBot’s voice sounded like it was almost vibrating, and her head movements were everywhere. The robots were competing for my attention. Their modes were going in and out, so I needed to test out their new chips.

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